Comedians, want to be on our show?
When: PM Pacific Time. Day changes
Where: Via zoom so you have to send me your email
Why: Cause as Martin use to say, "We about to blow up"
How: On a laptop NOT on a cell phone in your car
How long to film: Give it 1 hour 15 minutes
Plus your 15 minute pre-show prep = 1 hour 30 minutes

How does it work:
There's two rounds. Each comedian talks 30 seconds to
(1) minutes on any topic that shows you're funny.You
don't have to pull from your set, use old stuff that didn't
work and put some crazy stupid on top, the group will
make it funny. The hard part is not letting thing fall into
a conversation, forgetting you suppose to say funny stuff.

The group will jump on that topic for two (2)
minutes, longer if it's really funny. Even though group is on it,
the person who put the topic forward maintains priority, so
jump in but do not take it over, plus we want short popping
laughs from multiple comedians. We won't move on until
the laughter start to fade. Don't make it a conversation,
keep it funny, unless the conversation IS FUNNY.

Watch #3 show, (at least the second half) everybody
used something from another comedian to keep the
laughs going. Reaching back to stuff set in beginning
and tying it in, this is great comedy, this is how it should
flow. youtube: clyde derrick
Before round 2 each comedian will introduce themselves
and share whatever they want, i.e. channels, website.

You can make something and hold it up with one social media
address to make sure they catch one even though you may say
many. You can also at that point turn on a virtual background
with your sites in print, but must take it down before you start
topic. You can leave on the virtual background for the rest of
the show but, it cannot be on during the first round.

To Be Part Of the Show
If you want to be part of the show email me at
I use email to invite you into the group. I send out invitations
at 5:50PM Join the group by 5:55 so we can start on time please,
remember it's 9:00PM for comedians on the east coast.

Also put your stage name at the top of email so I can edit it in.

If you sign up but can't make the show, please let me know as
soon as possible because I have a list of other comedians that
want to be a part of the show.


Guidelines for the fights are

Sum it up. Act like you on TV in every
way. PG13 movie

No use of the B---h word

No use of the F---ing word in relation
to sex

No use of the N----r word (Yes even if
you black)

No talking about religion (8 comedians
with different beliefs)

No talking about politics (8 comedians
with different loyalties)

Don't attack another comedian (not even
playing the dozens)

No attacks on Homosexuality (I shouldn't
have to say why)

Talk sex okay, but keep it clean again,
like you on television

No black lives matter mention or

No pro or anti-Trump.

For Better Appearance

1-Silence your cell, keep it low, out of

2-If you have to text during the show,
don't do the show.

3-Prepare to be in a quiet environment.

4-Make sure you have enough lights on.

5-Don't Shake the laptop, it shows in the

6-Don't eat food during show, you can

7-Tell your family you doing a show so
they don't walk through.

8-Don't smoke during show.

9-Please stay in front of camera during
show. This includes getting up from
your seat or going for a walk.

10-Do not cut video feed. You can mute
a few seconds.

11- Laptop is preferred over cell because
of size of frame, but if that's all you have
it's ok. Let me know before the show.

12-Do not zoom from in car.

13-Have a clear light colored background.
Nothing in background that is a
trademark or a violation of copyright use
laws. Either have a plain wall or a plain
white sheet. (white/off white). No pictures
in background, t
ape a white cloth over.

14-If you drink a soda pour it in a glass
ahead of time so the name of that
company doesn't appear on the show.

15-Do not wear a shirt that has a
companies registered logo.

16-Put cap on backwards so no name

17-Don't rock in a rocking chair.

18-actually pay attention to the show.
What others, watch fighters.

19-No personal attacks on others.
Examples: you look like you on
food stamps or your teeth so
crooked.... be more creative,
attacking others is low ball.

20-Do not promote your products
on this show. You may tell people
your website.
You cannot say I sale this T-shirt
on my site.

Be Ready

If the show starts at 4PM, you should be
logged into your laptop by 3:45PM and
have checked your lighting, mic, earbuds
or headset and have looked over your
background, cover up any pictures.
You can skype another person in the
group to check for problems with your
set up.

If invites are sent out 10 minutes before
start time, you should be in zoom
meeting on time.

Everyone needs to have headset or
earbuds ready to go.


If I have to tell you this part, I'm pretty
sure you won't be doing many shows
with us. If you sign up but can't make
the show, please let me know as soon
as possible.

If you never connected to zoom before
let me know so I can connect with you
first so we can work out any issues.


It is your understanding, I will record the
show, put it on youtube, facebook,
instagram, twitter and any other social
media available now and in the future in
perpetuity. You acknowledge I may have
to edit the show and chop it into smaller
pieces for these social media platforms.
You understand pieces of the show may
be used in a television commercial aired
on major television stations and or cable
channels across Los Angeles and even
the United States. You hear by give your
consent to use your likeness on those
television commercials without
compensation to you now or in the
future. Should any dispute arise over
rather or not compensation was
promised, you agree to binding
arbitration in the the court district
chosen by US, Clyde Derrick.

Thanks you for joining Virtual Fight League


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